jwunderbread:

wastetheday:

A lot covered in one book….

where have you been, jack douglas
what kind of things have you seen

jwunderbread:

wastetheday:

A lot covered in one book….

where have you been, jack douglas

what kind of things have you seen

eposetties:

PEOPLE WHO COVER SONGS AND DONT CHANGE THE PRONOUNS 
image

it is

asap55:

Follow for more unique fashion matches!

which app is that

kittyswilltakeovertheworld:

8bitatoms:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

sevvey6:

morbidamusement:

captain-snark:

bananamerlin:

maderadearquitecto:

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story

Ladies and Gentlemen TUMBLR!

arefinedrascal:

ifonlywewereamoungstfriends:

deathcabforkehan:

shipwreckedatseaa:

jakehellrose:

gnarville:

Proof that Bill Murray really is the most interesting man in the world.

That’s why I love this guy.

bill fuckin murray

my hero

always reblog bill murray

supermerwholocked:

tbiamaryllis:

holy-howell:

nosdrinker:

did she get kicked out of her house after this

what the actual fuck did i just watch

Please don’t scroll past this

there is a reason parents dont leave their kids home alone and this is one of them…

its funny and tumblerful but there is people out there dying of starvation and this person just wast food for nothing.

J’estime ne pas avoir à subir les fantasmes carriéristes d’une entité générationnelle réactionnaire et oppressive !
Yvain - Kaamelott (via french-problems)

tagau:

best thing of life

guiselore:

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

I love history lessons on tumblr.

guiselore:

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

I love history lessons on tumblr.

quentin-tarantulas:

kittyswilltakeovertheworld:

rape-and-pillaging-the-internet:

quentin-tarantulas:

rape-and-pillaging-the-internet:

quentin-tarantulas:

rape-and-pillaging-the-internet:

quentin-tarantulas:

rape-and-pillaging-the-internet:

quentin-tarantulas:

rape-and-pillaging-the-internet:

quentin-tarantulas:

it wont let me scroll down any further

Daw poor thing

??? you implied i was lying i am not looking for your disgusting false sympathy i am providing you with proof lmao bye

Cool story bro.

haha i guess we are back in sixth grade now

It seems you are.

back in sixth grade?

Yeah. You seem to be, If I had to guess that’s how old you are.

if thats how old i am now how could i go back to how old i am presently? and nice try but i am actually in kindergarten. (at least i am more mature than yourself, though.) anyway, this conversation has become boring and basically an attempt on your part to try to insult or offend me in some way? haha. but in all seriousness it is impossible for me to be offended by insults from the ignorant and uneducated. goodbye.

how the fuck are you In kindergarten? Are you fucking stupid?


PEASANT! 

peasant referring to which of us?

this peasant

quentin-tarantulas:

kittyswilltakeovertheworld:

rape-and-pillaging-the-internet:

quentin-tarantulas:

rape-and-pillaging-the-internet:

quentin-tarantulas:

rape-and-pillaging-the-internet:

quentin-tarantulas:

rape-and-pillaging-the-internet:

quentin-tarantulas:

rape-and-pillaging-the-internet:

quentin-tarantulas:

it wont let me scroll down any further

Daw poor thing

??? you implied i was lying i am not looking for your disgusting false sympathy i am providing you with proof lmao bye

Cool story bro.

haha i guess we are back in sixth grade now

It seems you are.

back in sixth grade?

Yeah. You seem to be, If I had to guess that’s how old you are.

if thats how old i am now how could i go back to how old i am presently? and nice try but i am actually in kindergarten. (at least i am more mature than yourself, though.) anyway, this conversation has become boring and basically an attempt on your part to try to insult or offend me in some way? haha. but in all seriousness it is impossible for me to be offended by insults from the ignorant and uneducated. goodbye.

how the fuck are you In kindergarten? Are you fucking stupid?

PEASANT! 

peasant referring to which of us?

this peasant

gnarly:

if tumblr were to ever shut down:

image

blankbabe:

we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones

I feel suddenly good about myself

rape-and-pillaging-the-internet:

quentin-tarantulas:

rape-and-pillaging-the-internet:

quentin-tarantulas:

rape-and-pillaging-the-internet:

quentin-tarantulas:

rape-and-pillaging-the-internet:

quentin-tarantulas:

rape-and-pillaging-the-internet:

quentin-tarantulas:

it wont let me scroll down any further

Daw poor thing

??? you implied i was lying i am not looking for your disgusting false sympathy i am providing you with proof lmao bye

Cool story bro.

haha i guess we are back in sixth grade now

It seems you are.

back in sixth grade?

Yeah. You seem to be, If I had to guess that’s how old you are.

if thats how old i am now how could i go back to how old i am presently? and nice try but i am actually in kindergarten. (at least i am more mature than yourself, though.) anyway, this conversation has become boring and basically an attempt on your part to try to insult or offend me in some way? haha. but in all seriousness it is impossible for me to be offended by insults from the ignorant and uneducated. goodbye.

how the fuck are you In kindergarten? Are you fucking stupid?


PEASANT! 

rape-and-pillaging-the-internet:

quentin-tarantulas:

rape-and-pillaging-the-internet:

quentin-tarantulas:

rape-and-pillaging-the-internet:

quentin-tarantulas:

rape-and-pillaging-the-internet:

quentin-tarantulas:

rape-and-pillaging-the-internet:

quentin-tarantulas:

it wont let me scroll down any further

Daw poor thing

??? you implied i was lying i am not looking for your disgusting false sympathy i am providing you with proof lmao bye

Cool story bro.

haha i guess we are back in sixth grade now

It seems you are.

back in sixth grade?

Yeah. You seem to be, If I had to guess that’s how old you are.

if thats how old i am now how could i go back to how old i am presently? and nice try but i am actually in kindergarten. (at least i am more mature than yourself, though.) anyway, this conversation has become boring and basically an attempt on your part to try to insult or offend me in some way? haha. but in all seriousness it is impossible for me to be offended by insults from the ignorant and uneducated. goodbye.

how the fuck are you In kindergarten? Are you fucking stupid?

PEASANT!